Single Tales II

“So I’m bacccccck. I need you guys to totally help me pick sides. Let me tell you a story. So I have this guy bff. He is like the most amazing human ever to walk the surface of the earth (God pls don’t let him read this, his head will just explode). I mean, he’s the friend that’s always there to push you through career goals, listen to your whining when things are rough, ginger your head when you feel inadequate, remind you that you are normal when you have that “THOT” experience, abuse the idiot that breaks your heart. You sha get it, that kind of amazing.

Now I know what you are thinking, why aren’t you dating him, cos he is a bff/brother, not boo. Sha a few years back he tells me he has a boo, and I’m like woohoo. (I say a secret prayer for her to be normal and not think me and the other female friends are after her man). Alas God answers prayers. Come to find out I actually know Ms. Boo. We were cool, not as close as I was to Mr. Bff, but pretty cool. So they get married, we had a blast at the wedding and now back to regular scheduled programming.

Somehow somehow sha, me and Mrs. Boo become close. We gist plenty, do amebo together (celebrity amebo only oh), share opinions on stuff, just discuss daily life stuff. As in daily gisting or worst case 2 or 3 days apart till our next gisting session. So I’ll give her update of what’s going on in my life, thinking naturally she’ll gist Mr. bff. But her amebo skills are lacking so she’s mute to Mr. Bff. Me on the other hand, i imagine Mr. Bff knows and don’t mention. I find myself talking less to Mr. Bff and more to Mrs. Boo. So as you can imagine Mr. Bff is officially jealous (Me self i be better friend now). He has raised hell and called me a traitor. He has declared war.

I have been given an ultimatum to pick a side. Mr Bff or Mrs. Boo now bff? P.s. The only time they have united for my cause was my birthday when they joined hands, heads, voices and all to celebrate me. After that, its been back to war. People i want to pick right, help a sister out.”

As submitted by Issababygyrl4lyfe.

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4 Comments on Single Tales II

  1. chrisyinks // July 31, 2017 at 18:06 // Reply

    Of course Mrs. Boo…if Mr. Bff feels he has that much claim to your choices, then it’s a matter of time before he cheats on his wife.

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  2. Abeg if you are naija, esp living in naija, pls stick to Mrs. Boo. Life will be so much easier

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  3. If want to live long, choose Mrs Boo or none of them but Never Mr Bff alone.

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  4. FavouriteShades // August 3, 2017 at 08:56 // Reply

    What God has joined together, why must she choose a side…..

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