Lagos We Have Suffered sha 😆

This Lagos sef don tire me. 
Jeje I was sitting in my car on a very long fuel queue from the Mobil in Maryland. 

This queue was almost getting to Anthony bus stop. It was one of those days where no fuel at all. 

Suddenly na him I see one guy run past my car with jerry can in one hand shouting “won ti bere oooooo”
I quickly jumped out of my car opened my booth, got my jerry can and ran after him. 

He kept on running towards Maryland. When he got to the filling station he shouted again “won ti bere oooo” this in yoruba actually means they have started oooooo. 

He ran past the filling station and headed towards Sheraton hotel. Those that know this area will understand the distance. 

I tried to run faster to catch up and ask Kini won bere? Meaning “what have they started?” But this boy ran faster. 
I looked back and I saw like 6 people had joined us everybody with jerry can in one hand. We continued past Sheraton and headed towards Ikeja bus stop. 

When we got to Ikeja bus stop he shouted again won ti bere oooooo. ….and continued running we all continued too asking each other wetin happen but nobody seemed to know as we chased after him. 

Finally we got to oshodi isale and he shouted again by this time we were like 30 people running after him all of us with jerry can in one hand. 
He shouted again won ti bere oooooo!!!!!! 

He continued running towards iyana Isolo and finally after getting to iyana Isolo he stopped and we were all gasping for breath both men and women some with pot bellies.
I moved close to him and asked Kini won bere? 

He answered Chelsea ati Arsenal ni, won ti bere match!! 
I fainted. :(:oops:🙉

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I hope it made you laugh.

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14 Comments on Lagos We Have Suffered sha 😆

  1. Chrisyinks // July 23, 2015 at 19:19 // Reply

    it did. Nigerians like running for everything and anything. Most times running first often proves to be the better decision.

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  2. That man must be crazy. Who runs from Maryland to Isolo? And who follows too?

    Hmmmm.. on a second thought, this reminds me of those who ran during the bomb blasts at the Ikeja cantonment years back. God bless their souls.

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    • Lol Enjay its making a mockery of the fuel scarcity. You know my mom worked in cantonment for almost 20 years – it was so sad.

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  3. Hilarious.

    I was initially wondering ki lo bere?

    Lol

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  4. I enjoyed this. Rotfl
    Especially because I was picturing Ms Pynk as the narrator! Lool

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  5. Ikoya Adewale // July 23, 2015 at 20:52 // Reply

    O_o loooool………people that started from that maryland and got to iyana isolo are the real MVP’s

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  6. www.thelmathinks.com // July 24, 2015 at 08:46 // Reply

    LOL

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  7. I kept picturing Ms Pynk doing the running and the picture wasn’t jelling at all…lol

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  8. Lol
    I Kept picturing ms pynk running too

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    • Crimson I run but not that type of lunatic running. By the Sheraton point the Oyinbo side of me would have been asking what’s happening men!!!

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